Friday, December 19, 2008

WTF is this shit?

Can someone please tell me why I have freezing rain when it is 20 degrees outside here? Isn't there some law that says when it gets below say 30 degrees, everything that falls from the sky is to turn immediately to snowy white shit? (I say 30 instead of 32 because that's just "at" freezing, I figure go a few degrees below freezing and the stuff is more likely to turn to snow rather than ice) What we have here is a failure to communicate. I just want to walk outside and curse the sky. Curse you sky! Curse you. I woke my husband up 20 minutes earlier than usual (as per his request) and told him it hadn't snowed, did he want me to wake up him as normal. Of course, like any normal sleepy person he gave me a thumbs up and went back to sleep. Now I walk outside and realize that there is an inch of frozen slushy balls everywhere. Sure the dogs thought it was cool. Run, run, run, STOP, sliiiiiiiiiiide, repeat. I doubt my husband thinks so right now however. Screw you guys, I'm going home.

1 comment:

Beth said...

Isn't this the weirdest? I don't know what was going on that it didn't turn to snow. I haven't walked out to bring in the garbage can yet, so it will be interesting to see if I can stay upright!

Hey, guess who's back? My troll! ROFL

Love, B.