Anyone have any snoring cures? I could always smother my husband but I'd prefer something a whole lot less messy and with less police involvement. I told him I'm going to knock him out with a frying pan, drag his body to the doctor and have them cut out half the back of his throat in hopes of stopping the noise every night. Nine years ago the man never snored, five years ago he rarely snored, now there's rarely a night where I'm not kicking him, jabbing him or pulling on his leg hairs to get him to shut up. (yes, I really do pull leg hairs... he also sleeps like the dead so it takes a fair amount of pain to stop the noise) If it doesn't stop soon, I'll be forced to pinch more.... sensitive areas. Ugh, someone shut him up.