Monday, December 29, 2008

Eviction notice

This is for pregnant women to their unborn child. I thought it was funny and at this point, fitting. Found on a pregnancy website. (go figure)

I am issuing 30 day notice for EVICTION. Tenant will have 30 days in which he can either gather his belongings and promptly vacate the premises, or wait until the final day. After which, he will be physically removed from the property.
He's being evicted due to breech of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the FRONT of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the house were also made!
Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. And due to property damage, there are now leaks in both the upper AND lower levels of the home. On top of which, the landlord has received numerous complaints about nightly disturbances.
After 30 days from this day that he doesn’t comply with the notice will result in immediate and forceful removal at my discretion.

5 comments:

Adirondackcountrygal said...

That is funny!

Beth said...

Funny whether you're pregnant or not!

Robin said...

Hahahahaha! Oh, I bet you are feeling SO ready to have that child...

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

Hope your eviction goes very smoothly.

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