Tuesday, December 30, 2008

The Plastic Wars

I think I may have to ban my husband from the mall for a while. It's gotten to the point that he's started assaulting the mannequin's. His side of the story is that he was walking along, minding his own business, when she attacked him but I'm not buying it. All I know is when it was all said and done, she was missing an arm. His claim is that she threw it at him in retaliation for all the times he's said degrading things about the other mannequin's. *sigh* Afterwards, they had words. Yes, I said it. He turned to her and said 'wtf did I do to you?' I had to drag him from the scene for fear that she would soon lose her leg as well. Macy's will never look the same. ;) On our way home I warned him 'You know this is going on the blog.' His reply? 'She started it damnit.'


Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

2nd Note to Self - Avoid Macys :o)

Beth said...

ROFL...seriously...I just snorted!!

Have you noticed that a lot of mannequins now show nips? What, no bras in Mannequinville?!