I'm sarcastic, brutally honest, but generally one of the most down to earth caring people you will meet. That doesn't make me a saint by any means and personally, I think saints are a bit on the boring side. I'm a mom, wife and volunteer - none of those things define who I am.
Is it normal to hear you dog audibly fart... several times? I thought it was my husband farting in his sleep, then I realized it was his border collie who sleeps on that side of the bed on the floor. When did this start???