What's for dinner?

I had to remove the elizabethan collar from Minka yesterday. Why? She decided it would be a good idea to melt herself to the baseboard heater. She must have laid down next to it to keep her warm with the collar against the heater melted to it and when the heater turned off, the plastic got cold again and hardened. I figured to keep from having smoked cat, I should just take the thing off. I told you, she's retarded.