I am now the owner of firefox. I didn't want to do it. However, to get cute smiley's on my blog without a bunch of red tape, I had to install it and get some add-ons. There are many out there but for now, I'm just using the basic Yahoo emoticons, it's enough for me.
Last night while I was trying to fall asleep, my mind was wandering, as it's prone to do. For whatever reason, I was thinking about my aunt and uncle who are extremely religious. My aunt calls themselves Jesus freaks. Then I started thinking about how much bible related stuff they do every week and thought, it's more like an addiction. (hope the two of you don't find this offensive!) And of course, my mind continued onward. I wondered what a rehab clinic would be like for a Jesus addict? Instead of AA would it be, JA?
"Hi, I'm Nancy and I'm... addicted to Jesus."
"I do Jesus all the time. I can't seem to get enough of it. It started off harmless enough... a little Jesus here and there, a little more around the holidays. You know how stressful that time of year is so I always got a little extra. When I met my husband, we began doing Jesus together. And then it seemed like we were always doing Jesus. We would have groups of people over on Friday to do Jesus for hours. And of course, we do Jesus most of the morning on Sundays. Every Wednesday we get together with friends for several more hours of Jesus. And I never eat a meal without doing Jesus first. I don't even know how to begin the process of stopping Jesus. When I'm not doing Jesus, I'm thinking about doing Jesus. It's to the point that it's the last thing I do every night before I go to sleep. I kneel next to the bed and do as much Jesus as it takes to get me to sleep. Should I be in Jesus rehab instead of just JA?"
Remember P and J, you love me and because we're blood, you're stuck with me.
3 years ago